Tom Cruise & Saint Francis

Saint Francis was kind to the animals

CONCLUSION

TC was kind to the fish in 1985. He made us use barbless hooks. Always told us to put the fish back into the Lake. Saint Francis was the saint of animals. The Simpsons Fish episode isn’t the truth. The truth of why TC joined Scientology was because of Psychiatric abuse. The Psychs are the new priesthood. They determine what is fact or fiction.

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Tom Cruise & Scientology Hazing


Tom Cruise gets hazed by Miscavige. Insiders are reporting that he got a “Full Metal Jacket” soap beating. Cruise was like a brother in 1985. Sad to lose him to dangerous cult. Mary always dreamed he’d buy that Chimo house and we could sit by the dock of trout lake again.

CONCLUSION

Miscagive is a bully and a con artist.

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Battle of the Malibu Messiahs




Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards




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